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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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