There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just pee around me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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