I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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