I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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