So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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