Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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