Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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