Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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