you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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