He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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