yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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