It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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