i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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