Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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