Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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