I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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