new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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