do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
