Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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