She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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