You're my little dorito
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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