I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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