talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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