The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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