i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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