Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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