But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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