We won't sleep together?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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