piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I touched a dick in church today
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm both gender and math confused
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