Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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