Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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