you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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