i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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