i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
the raccoons are back...
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