Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.