You just made me feel so damn special
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.