Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship