Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.