I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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