conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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