i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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