Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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