She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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