Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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