Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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