she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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