I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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