It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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