If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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