He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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