Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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