He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Can I color on your dick again?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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