My first STD was from a foam party
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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