He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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