We're like a lot better than the average bears
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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