he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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