My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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