for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Four minutes until I can fart!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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